some of you will keep the thread going, please

This is How to Explain How We Came to Be.
The New Generation will Never Believe the story about the STORK or the CABBAGE PATCH.
A little boy asks, £Mummy, was I downloaded?" No, she replied, "you were born".
The little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
'You Got Male!"