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Joke of the Day

Postby Gillzajoker » 04 Dec 2019 11:33

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC , PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN
RECENT YEARS.

25% of the men in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.
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Postby Gillzajoker » 05 Dec 2019 16:58

Daughter’s text to Dad:

Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lot of love, Lilly.

Dad’s reply:

My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on Ebay. Lots of love, Dad.
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Postby Gillzajoker » 06 Dec 2019 11:13

TODAY'S SHORT READING FROM THE BIBLE

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be
found in all corners of the earth."

Then he made the earth round, and He laughed and laughed and laughed.
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